The Defining (Internet) Trends of 2024

the only list that contains both blepharoplasties and deviled eggs

Introducing my yearly roundup of all the trends that defined the internet this year; plucked from the soul, the throes of the algorithm, the depths of search term sentiment analysis. But truly, this is all in good fun (unhinged) and largely unserious (but also totally and completely serious). I myself have participated in several bulleted points below. …